What do you get when you put a vampire sworn off blood, a vegetarian werewolf, a ghost who thinks it's still alive, and a suicidal elf in the same house? I don't know, I'm just the writer.

Have you ever had a time were you start a bunch of things and never finish a single one of them. Well, that's my summer. I started with crash test dummies, went to people stranded on an island and now it's come to this. I should have a picture of the four mentioned above up soon. And you shall have to guess who is who. Ha ha. Sounds fun right. My mom didn't get it. I'll tell you their names now but you have to guess who's who and what they are. Fun.

So, we have Jakkie, Jolie, Jill, and Dan. How many are dudes and how many are chicks, look at the picture soon to be up. And I'm writing it in first person. It might be a little confusing at first for the person is telling the story but every once in a while they say only what they were thinking at the time. I might change it.

Please, all comments either be nice or constructive. Please no out right, that's stupid. You can say 'that may not work because' or 'I think you should change this' but not 'that's stupid and will be a complete failure'. It's saddening. I might become a suicidal elf too. I got to say I like that character.

Bye the bye, the title of this journal is more or less a line from the book. Emo elf combines the vampire's and the werewolf's nicknames up after a suicide attempt and the werewolf is greatly offended.

Also, my birthday is soon. My sister's is in two days and mine's in ten. Happy happy joy joy!